Missed the queue.

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

a lecture about cloning dinosaurs. where i have heard this before?

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

apparently ham curing class is a thig and honestly i kinda wanna go

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

the reverse ugly duckling goat

an absolutely epic playground originally built in 1973

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

pot calling the kettle black

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway