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Every time I take my dog to the park.

Every time I take my dog to the park.
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Perma boop
Perma boop
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Join us!
Join us!
Sci Fi vs. Reality
Sci Fi vs. Reality
2spooky
2spooky
I’m a fan of winter, personally.
I’m a fan of winter, personally.
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+this+works%26%238230%3B.
That’s not how this works….
Yeah%26%238230%3B+I+guess+that%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+solve+the+problem.
Yeah… I guess that’s one way to solve the problem.
With+extra+pupperoni++p+l+e+a+s
With extra pupperoni p l e a s
When+your+child%26%238217%3Bs+daycare+doubles+as+a+mafia+front.
When your child’s daycare doubles as a mafia front.
Join the conversation
Nailed+it%26%238230%3B
Nailed it…
%23360noscope
#360noscope
but+mooooooooooooooommmmmmm
but mooooooooooooooommmmmmm
America+in+a+picture
America in a picture
We+must+go+deeper
We must go deeper
You+ever+touched+a+white+mans+beard%3F
You ever touched a white mans beard?
When+you+have+a+snack+in+class+and+the+teacher+asks+if+you+brought+enough+to+share+with+everybody
When you have a snack in class and the teacher asks if you brought enough to share with everybody
God+dammit%2C+Susan.
God dammit, Susan.