I quit.

I quit.

Mieders alpine roller coaster.

Mieders alpine roller coaster.

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.

May the force of typography be with you.

May the force of typography be with you.

Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?

I want to go to there.

I want to go to there.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

Meanwhile, in Australia.

Meanwhile, in Australia.

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Have you tried switching it on and off?

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Wait. What?

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

If you were born in the 90s…

If you were born in the 90s…

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

I’m so ugly!