It keeps me going when I’m depressed.

goblins don’t watch netflix

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

the coolest dog at the bar

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

qr codes will never run out

your driving test is all about the cones

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans