Possibly the greatest invention.

If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.

Please pass the concentrated malk…

The Bantha in Star Wars a New Hope was played by a trained elephant named Mardji, allegedly.

upon further inspection, we can deep fry this…

It’s chaos out there… have fun, at least.

Faux News, basically.

Words

Dogs suck at high speed turns.

Start spreading the news…

He didn’t even starch…

But the Josh’s are fighting…

Refill the rumspringa stash, Josheph.

Preach.

Your breath stinks, Ted.

The face of betrayal.