Before I knew you.

these are the tools of successful writers

who actually thought this was a good idea?

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

and frozen thin mints

beware of log

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

side effects may include incest…

do not feed the animals

smells like reborn spirit

this might be the best way to judge other people

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

um, what now?

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”