How to get a man to want to have a baby.

the original and still most unanswered question philosophers always ask

when you did all the work in a group project and rightfully decided to take all the credit, too

when you finally reach your full power potential

is it too much to ask that we get the things our taxes are supposed to pay for?

She found him 13 years later and took the same picture. this is awesome

yep, this seems totally legit. no reason to question why the uk government needs an itunes gift card from you

when your parents try to facetime

a very important phone call with grandpa. you can’t say no to him or the cheddar biscuits

get yourself a man who loves buffalo chicken dip

if only there was some way to figure out who batman was

anyone else feels like their 30’s are just one very long hangover?

showering without your glasses on can be a dangerous game

when you’re not broke yet. but soon

when you think the world is against you just eat and then go to sleep

you know things in america are bad when cats decide to leave and start their own country