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A poem by Dog.

A poem by Dog.
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
America should really up their vending machine game…
America should really up their vending machine game…
This guy can hold an audience…
This guy can hold an audience…
The holidays are confusing this year…
The holidays are confusing this year…
SPACE TOOTS
SPACE TOOTS
The March is nigh…
The March is nigh…
Birtches get scirtches.
Birtches get scirtches.
Lost in Translation
Lost in Translation
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
A 97 year old Spanish church repurposed into a skatepark. Righteous.
A 97 year old Spanish church repurposed into a skatepark. Righteous.
I would watch this spin off.
I would watch this spin off.
Got dammit, Peter…
Got dammit, Peter…
Hands.
Hands.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+deny+it.
Don’t deny it.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Mom%3F%21+Mmmmooooommmm%21%21%21
Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
No+shame.
No shame.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…