The Most ‘Merican Thing You Shall Ever See!

c: it was an accident – final answer

you complete me

oddly wholesome

sunfish can grow up to 60 million times their original weight!

quit horsing around!

you know the type

just remind yourself you’re not a fish

one day this will be my sink

Knowing plenty of people who seem to function fine without a brain, i think this is a fair question, honestly

the official costume of dungeon masters

technically true

gonna go wash my hands now

the real reason to be scared about climate change

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party on, dudes