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Song of the hippo.

Song of the hippo.
heeded
heeded
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
omg so often
omg so often
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
fashion over function
fashion over function
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
target acquired
target acquired
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
Meanwhile+in+Hawaii%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Hawaii…
89-Year-Old+Japanese+Grandma+Discovers+Photography%2C+Can%26%238217%3Bt+Stop+Taking+Hilarious+Self-Portraits+Now
89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now
Bitch+slap
Bitch slap
Hi+there+look+how+cute+I+am.
Hi there look how cute I am.
Join the conversation
Capybara+meets+Dog
Capybara meets Dog
Somehow+it+was+always+you.
Somehow it was always you.
A+warning+to+the+teachers.
A warning to the teachers.
Damn
Damn
Rest+your+weary+eyes.
Rest your weary eyes.
%2AHops.exe+has+not+finished+compiling%2A
*Hops.exe has not finished compiling*
Hey+Artie%26%238230%3B+You%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+be+a+big+sister%21
Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!
Sleep+tight.
Sleep tight.