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As a wedding photographer…

As a wedding photographer...
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
spared no expense
spared no expense
this should work on anyone
this should work on anyone
fight the system!
fight the system!
right swipe
right swipe
men, do you accept the challenge?
men, do you accept the challenge?
so satisfying
so satisfying
His other son is named kal-el
His other son is named kal-el
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
it’s tuesday
it’s tuesday
i would die
i would die
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
death by roomba army
death by roomba army
i know
i know
it takes commitment to be this heinous
it takes commitment to be this heinous
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement: