Black light phone hack.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Married life.

Start clowning around.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I could read here.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I don’t believe you.