A dogs life.

A dogs life.

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

per my last shot

per my last shot

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

this is a vampire pool. that’s not water

this is a vampire pool. that’s not water

the morning commute is brutal

the morning commute is brutal

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

I’m doing this

I’m doing this

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

a useless card

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

get it, goofy!