Confession

This is a brilliant grandpa move

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

write the next line of this story

how not to tell someone their std test results

just one?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

you will pay for your betrayal

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

up? down? sideways