This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal.

32 songs in eight minutes.

32 songs in eight minutes.

I could use this…

I could use this…

Yay! School problems…

Yay! School problems…

Optical illusions.

Optical illusions.

A new standard of measurement.

A new standard of measurement.

Story of my life…

Story of my life…

Sharpie art level 439932.

Sharpie art level 439932.

Pick up lines, like a sir.

Pick up lines, like a sir.

Our death ray doesn’t seem to be working…

Our death ray doesn’t seem to be working…

Annual meeting of time travelers.

Annual meeting of time travelers.

Baby bats yawn too.

Baby bats yawn too.

Mr. Goldfish is always happy.

Mr. Goldfish is always happy.

I’m in the WTF part of the internet again…

I’m in the WTF part of the internet again…

Women.

Fairy tales these days…

Fairy tales these days…