This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal.

Geology jokes rock…

Geology jokes rock…

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served From The Teat.

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served From The Teat.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority

a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority

540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…

540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…

There are kings, and there are pawns.

There are kings, and there are pawns.

Cows can be good boys too.

Cows can be good boys too.

Apple bonsai!

I want to beliebe.

I want to beliebe.

The problem with turtles…

The problem with turtles…

Crazy how nature do that.

Crazy how nature do that.

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

35 shades of rabbit.

35 shades of rabbit.

Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.

Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.