I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

you’ve already used that password

does anyone object?

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

her back must be ruined

generation hobbit

this is ibs

sorry to bother you

and now i’m one lego set richer

and the cat never returned

the safest way to travel my ass

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

natty and noods: the deal of the century

I’m fine