Feeling Lucky?

What is this called and why have I never had one?

What is this called and why have I never had one?
Sometimes I need one of these.
Sometimes I need one of these.
Fish tank.
Fish tank.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Cat lift.
Cat lift.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
Stan the nervous horse.
Stan the nervous horse.
No+shame.
No shame.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Classy.
Classy.
Join the conversation
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…