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I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.

I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist.
FedEx humor.
FedEx humor.
50 things you don’t need to know.
50 things you don’t need to know.
It’s not always easy to hug a hedgehog…
It’s not always easy to hug a hedgehog…
Nutella hipster.
Nutella hipster.
I did the math…
I did the math…
Milk in my sippy cup.
Milk in my sippy cup.
This man wins the internets.
This man wins the internets.
NOPE!
NOPE!
Care Bear logic.
Care Bear logic.
When people yawn…
When people yawn…
Be nice to the ugly ones…
Be nice to the ugly ones…
Reality check.
Reality check.
Love.
Love.
I told him I couldn’t open the jar…
I told him I couldn’t open the jar…
A monster?
A monster?
The+ambush+of+a+Chicago+police+officer+circa+1959.
The ambush of a Chicago police officer circa 1959.
When+was+the+last+time+you+folded+a+quillow%3F
When was the last time you folded a quillow?
Ruh-roh%26%238230%3B
Ruh-roh…
I%26%238217%3Bm+more+in+favor+of+you+not+having+a+pet+than+getting+one+and+mutilating+it.
I’m more in favor of you not having a pet than getting one and mutilating it.
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Damn+Sassquantch
Damn Sassquantch
Stay+in+school%2C+kid.
Stay in school, kid.
This+Delta+flight+was+piloted+by+a+mother+and+daughter+flight+crew.
This Delta flight was piloted by a mother and daughter flight crew.
Mad+lass+made+you+a+sammich.
Mad lass made you a sammich.
Rooftop+Office+Space+is+Spacious
Rooftop Office Space is Spacious
I+would+have+loved+this+in+middle+school.
I would have loved this in middle school.
A+MATT+DAMON+PRODUCTION
A MATT DAMON PRODUCTION
The+White+House+Cookbook
The White House Cookbook