I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.

I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist.

But then the black came out in me…

But then the black came out in me…

How I see things vs. How my cat sees things.

How I see things vs. How my cat sees things.

Fatherhood, you’re doing it right

Fatherhood, you’re doing it right

I look amazing!

I look amazing!

American War.

There are no dumb questions.

There are no dumb questions.

A conversation with Life and Death.

A conversation with Life and Death.

For those of you with snow already.

For those of you with snow already.

Honey Boo Badger.

Honey Boo Badger.

The evolution of Windows.

The evolution of Windows.

Pencil sculptures.

Pencil sculptures.

People you see at a midnight release.

People you see at a midnight release.

More Hard Truths From Soft Cats.

More Hard Truths From Soft Cats.

We’ve been interpreting it wrong all these years.

We’ve been interpreting it wrong all these years.

Derp Deer.