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Mark Twain always said it best

Mark Twain always said it best
Elon is just phoning home.
Elon is just phoning home.
Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.
Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.
The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.
The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.
A proper horse drawn hearse from circa 1801.
A proper horse drawn hearse from circa 1801.
All your cherries are belong to me.
All your cherries are belong to me.
The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.
The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.
Talk about hey now.
Talk about hey now.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
The baking problems of 2020
The baking problems of 2020
Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?
Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?
JIF of regret.
JIF of regret.
Maintain eye contact.
Maintain eye contact.
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.
The FBI had a learning curve.
The FBI had a learning curve.
When art mimics reality.
When art mimics reality.
23%25+more+fuel+efficient+than+a+real+horse.
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse.
Happy+Halloween%21
Happy Halloween!
Anybody+else%3F
Anybody else?
Forever+alone+dog.
Forever alone dog.
Join the conversation
One+does+not+simply+get+off+the+Internet.
One does not simply get off the Internet.
I+don%26%238217%3Bts+sees+it.
I don’ts sees it.
I+freaking+love+leaves%21%21%21
I freaking love leaves!!!
Parkour+masters.
Parkour masters.
I+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+fintastic.
I think you’re fintastic.
%23OccupyJupiter.
#OccupyJupiter.
Why+I+hate+dentists.
Why I hate dentists.
Other+uses+for+candy+corn.
Other uses for candy corn.