Feeling Lucky?

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?
The good, the bag, and the unlucky.
The good, the bag, and the unlucky.
I’m not saying you’re ugly…
I’m not saying you’re ugly…
What’s Jagermeister?
What’s Jagermeister?
Hey little boy…
Hey little boy…
Presidential affair.
Presidential affair.
All the bows!
All the bows!
The more you know.
The more you know.
As an Indian, this is my comeback to “yo mama” jokes
As an Indian, this is my comeback to “yo mama” jokes
Comparable to heaven.
Comparable to heaven.
The Hats.
The Hats.
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Maybe he’s color blind…
Maybe he’s color blind…
Heavenly Bodies.
Heavenly Bodies.
Found in my physics department
Found in my physics department
Gimme a kiss!
Gimme a kiss!
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
i+scream%2C+you+scream%2C+we+all+scream
i scream, you scream, we all scream
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
Join the conversation
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
when+your+lack+of+self+modesty+bites+you+in+the+ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
they+had+so+much+to+catch+up+on%21
they had so much to catch up on!
facebook+moms+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+best+for+you
facebook moms don’t always know what’s best for you
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
it+fits+the+doggo
it fits the doggo
Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs