Smooth move, Dracula.

Smooth move, Dracula.

I’d do it.

Roses are red, my English is fluent,

Roses are red, my English is fluent,

Life imitates art.

Life imitates art.

Date guys with beards

Date guys with beards

Must have been a good human.

Must have been a good human.

Controlling the weather.

Controlling the weather.

Toilet hammock.

Toilet hammock.

Tough crowd.

This tiny island with its own weather system.

This tiny island with its own weather system.

Shalom

I could sit here.

I could sit here.

Starbucks upped their trigger game.

Starbucks upped their trigger game.

You can make a hammock out of anything if you try hard enough.

You can make a hammock out of anything if you try hard enough.

My father and his dog.

My father and his dog.

NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS