Wiping away the tears.

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the makers of oreos have no chill

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the law of giants

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

say aloe to my little friend

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

was joining the US military the original squid game?

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing