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Trying to read hashtags.

Trying to read hashtags.
Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Fencing.
Fencing.
Dueling toilets.
Dueling toilets.
Freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Tobacco will kill you!
Tobacco will kill you!
So meta right now.
So meta right now.
How to stay married.
How to stay married.
Kitties!
Kitties!
Just some numbers.
Just some numbers.
Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.
Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.
Prison: The secret’s out.
Prison: The secret’s out.
Look at this dog.
Look at this dog.
Genius.
Genius.
Like.
Like.
Would you still watch Twilight if…
Would you still watch Twilight if…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Join the conversation
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*