I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

I mean, how could you not?

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Martian Tindr is lit…

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

We will not entertain this methodology…

A very polite lioness luring you to an early death.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

You have this? I have this. РNestl̩, probably.

Never trust a pangwang.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

…even Mickey supports HK.