Oh sure a fish can inseminate on a group of children and it’s a learning experience, but I do it and it’s a 2nd degree felony.

Oh sure a fish can inseminate on a group of children and it's a learning experience, but I do it and it's a 2nd degree felony.

your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities

your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities

and don’t even think about using the microwave!

and don’t even think about using the microwave!

Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?

Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?

you’re activity is pointless

you’re activity is pointless

you tell him it was the right door, though

you tell him it was the right door, though

date night

we drove out of lubrication

we drove out of lubrication

and we all mumble along

and we all mumble along

*pretends to answer phone*

*pretends to answer phone*

rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination

rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination

maybe a mini horse?

maybe a mini horse?

this story deserves an a+

this story deserves an a+

begin the debate

begin the debate

just another reason to avoid chipotle

just another reason to avoid chipotle

new rule