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When I am not answering my phone

When I am not answering my phone
turning it on by turning it off
turning it on by turning it off
the fandom menace
the fandom menace
two steps ahead
two steps ahead
patients as a virtue
patients as a virtue
filed away
filed away
“room for a whole litter!”
“room for a whole litter!”
cyclop(au)s(e)
cyclop(au)s(e)
holding the reins
holding the reins
a link to get past
a link to get past
i can’t find the joke…
i can’t find the joke…
gaffed staff
gaffed staff
time in-me-marble
time in-me-marble
flooring it
flooring it
preference for mails
preference for mails
making it work out
making it work out
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
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baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
toilets+out+of+context
toilets out of context
there+is+only+chaos+and+family
there is only chaos and family
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
the+bechamel+test
the bechamel test
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
if+you%26%238217%3Bve+ever+been+to+or+lived+in+california+who+know+how+true+this+is
if you’ve ever been to or lived in california who know how true this is