Storytime

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

10 More Star Wars Memes to Save the Galaxy

i’m feeling so called out rn

the odds of you being here are slim. The odds of you succeeding your rarest opportunity are more likely!

if you know, you know

you never could have guessed this story

and birds would use all caps

10 Images with Intimidating Auras

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search

fava beans

u wouldnt download a car

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

soon, my pretty, soon

might need to check the tunnel for natural gas

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’