Well said Mr. Bond

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

dinner and show

esrever ygolohcysp

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

gonna need to step outside for a second

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

i can never show my face in public again

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

popsicles

you had a good run

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday