Only 90s kids will get this.

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

sneak peak of the next great children’s book

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

lord of the rings meets reddit

well this is incredibly helpful information to know

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

your driving test is all about the cones

“a man needs to feel like a man” isn’t something is actually real

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

writing a book during lockdown that everyone can relate to

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer