I’d totally shave my legs for you, and other such cards.

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors

not all birds should be allowed to sing at 5 am, that’s all i’m saying

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

Looking back on it, Johnny Bravo may not have been aimed at kids

some people have no reason to fear being hacked and are proud of it

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

dog with a child allergy

he was named pants because he always wore pants

the 40 year old padawan

bruce lee and self expression

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

am i getting angrier as i get older or is everyone just getting more annoying?

in space, nobody one can hear you in space