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Mugshot of the year goes to
Mugshot of the year goes to
This photo taken in the Algerian Desert of sand covered snow looks like Tiramisu
This photo taken in the Algerian Desert of sand covered snow looks like Tiramisu
TONIGHT WE FEAST
TONIGHT WE FEAST
John Wick is Michael Jackson
John Wick is Michael Jackson
Payday isn’t as fun as I remember
Payday isn’t as fun as I remember
Bring me all teh cookies
Bring me all teh cookies
This is what the oldest house in Aveyron, France looks like. It was built some time in the 13th Century.
This is what the oldest house in Aveyron, France looks like. It was built some time in the 13th Century.
Australians are just messing with us now…
Australians are just messing with us now…
Prophesy
Prophesy
Toddler Facebook
Toddler Facebook
One Bible length for Holy Spirit
One Bible length for Holy Spirit
Different types of color blindness demonstrated
Different types of color blindness demonstrated
Erected for Harambe
Erected for Harambe
OM NOM NOM
OM NOM NOM
Abraham Lincoln at the Women’s March on Washington
Abraham Lincoln at the Women’s March on Washington
Our+decor.
Our decor.
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
Join the conversation
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
Happy+Little+Tardigrade%21
Happy Little Tardigrade!
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
Truth+in+advertising.
Truth in advertising.