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Ellen’s favorite Tweets

Ellen's favorite Tweets
My stomach on a first date.
My stomach on a first date.
How to multiply large numbers.
How to multiply large numbers.
If gays become accepted.
If gays become accepted.
If you think women are the weaker sex…
If you think women are the weaker sex…
Soaked pride.
Soaked pride.
I knew I could be anything I wanted.
I knew I could be anything I wanted.
Pasta shapes for the depressed.
Pasta shapes for the depressed.
Bill Gates is a bad influence.
Bill Gates is a bad influence.
Where cotton candy comes from.
Where cotton candy comes from.
Best photobomb I’ve seen.
Best photobomb I’ve seen.
When you like a guy…
When you like a guy…
Labrathor.
Labrathor.
The TRUTH About Spiders
The TRUTH About Spiders
Popping a balloon with a jump kick.
Popping a balloon with a jump kick.
Come to my “pool party”
Come to my “pool party”
choosing+the+man+and+the+bear
choosing the man and the bear
rocketeer+raccoon
rocketeer raccoon
cinema+e%2Fx%2Fcellence
cinema e/x/cellence
social+vampire
social vampire
Join the conversation
hard+to+believe
hard to believe
she+wastes+so+much+time
she wastes so much time
10+%26%238220%3BFoods+that+Would+Kill+X%26%238221%3B+Funny+Memes+to+Eat+Up
10 “Foods that Would Kill X” Funny Memes to Eat Up
pizza+party+pandering
pizza party pandering
sworda+cool%26%238230%3B
sworda cool…
%2Fdie%2Ft
/die/t
bar+barred+board
bar barred board
flavor+savior
flavor savior