I didn’t get it when I was nine…

I didn't get it when I was nine...

the perfect crime

the perfect crime

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

burns so good

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

plastic eating boopersnoot panther

plastic eating boopersnoot panther

what will America choose?

what will America choose?

i need to make friends with crows

i need to make friends with crows

same

It was cold winter’s night…

It was cold winter’s night…

thanks, gilligan!

thanks, gilligan!

forgive me father, for i have sinned

forgive me father, for i have sinned

tastes like blue

tastes like blue

target has had enough bs

target has had enough bs

why do they make it so stressful?

why do they make it so stressful?

i’ll have the vodka salad

i’ll have the vodka salad