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Fortune cookie gets real.

Fortune cookie gets real.
United, should we be.
United, should we be.
Be good to your gran.
Be good to your gran.
Grab ’em by the poultry.
Grab ’em by the poultry.
The TSA is gonna take away your freedom
The TSA is gonna take away your freedom
Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?
Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?
The Math is right…
The Math is right…
Black bear approved.
Black bear approved.
It recieves the mothers nose.
It recieves the mothers nose.
*dons tinfoil hat*
*dons tinfoil hat*
We were all meant to be free
We were all meant to be free
Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.
Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.
Photoshop for the celiac.
Photoshop for the celiac.
Fish are people, too, apparently.
Fish are people, too, apparently.
But tonight, we dance!
But tonight, we dance!
It fits.
It fits.
give+me+the+creeps
give me the creeps
i+mean%2C+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong
i mean, he’s not wrong
all+we+are+is+butt+dust+in+the+wind
all we are is butt dust in the wind
now+property+values+are+gonna+plummet
now property values are gonna plummet
Join the conversation
fur+elise
fur elise
this+took+a+turn
this took a turn
Okay%2C+but+who+is+The+Rock+choosing+as+vp%3F
Okay, but who is The Rock choosing as vp?
the+next+generation+of+home+owners
the next generation of home owners
now+they+know+the+real+you
now they know the real you
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+ms.+hedgehog
Don’t mess with ms. hedgehog
huh.+never+thought+of+it+like+that
huh. never thought of it like that
what+pose+is+this%3F
what pose is this?