Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin

There’s no telling how long he was in there

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

Storm in Moscow

Suck it

The Washington Monument’s shadow on Google Maps moves throughout the day

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

I’ve arrived.

Dude. Not cool.

The perfect crime!

Why are only internet cats this cute…

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

Don’t talk to me