What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for breakfast?

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i take venmo

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

don’t be selfish

don’t be selfish

five stars

don’t mess with his meat

don’t mess with his meat

ok john mayer

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

an important reminder

an important reminder

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

throw charlie a clementine!

throw charlie a clementine!

never give up hope

never give up hope

the best science teacher

the best science teacher