Feeling Lucky?

Where should you post your status?

Where should you post your status?
http://breakingcopy.com
But these are for girls…
But these are for girls…
Do want.
Do want.
Just helping…
Just helping…
Texts from dog.
Texts from dog.
900 year olds.
900 year olds.
Swiss Army nails.
Swiss Army nails.
Wife discovers browser history.
Wife discovers browser history.
Silly unicorn…
Silly unicorn…
S’mitty.
S’mitty.
Silly Dora.
Silly Dora.
Shoutout to chickenpox.
Shoutout to chickenpox.
When a bee lands on me.
When a bee lands on me.
MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!
Would you like a bag?
Would you like a bag?
IKEA job interview.
IKEA job interview.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Join the conversation
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Hands.
Hands.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…