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Get a girlfriend, they said…
Get a girlfriend, they said…
…but my mom says I’m special.
…but my mom says I’m special.
When people ask me for directions.
When people ask me for directions.
Words.
Words.
Why don’t people believe in God?!
Why don’t people believe in God?!
Yes please.
Yes please.
This is my song!
This is my song!
Can I have your iPad?
Can I have your iPad?
Be afraid.
Be afraid.
Omelette You Finish.
Omelette You Finish.
Good bye, human!
Good bye, human!
Modern relationships.
Modern relationships.
Scumbag Cher.
Scumbag Cher.
Me too!
Me too!
Sleepytime limbo.
Sleepytime limbo.
The+cutest+trinity.
The cutest trinity.
Protective+instincts+got+my+heart+rate+up.
Protective instincts got my heart rate up.
Nutmeg%2C+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+oldest+cat%2C+passed+away+on+the+14+of+September+2017+at+the+age+of+32.
Nutmeg, the world’s oldest cat, passed away on the 14 of September 2017 at the age of 32.
Life%2C+uhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Life, uhh, finds a way.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+to+do%26%238230%3B+Just+keep+swimming%2C+I+guess.
I’m not sure what to do… Just keep swimming, I guess.
Give+me+tea+and+biscuits%2C+or+give+me+death.
Give me tea and biscuits, or give me death.
Meth%2C+not+even+once.
Meth, not even once.
President+Trump+walking+with+a+boy+who+asked+if+he+could+mow+the+White+House+lawn
President Trump walking with a boy who asked if he could mow the White House lawn
I%26%238217%3Bll+just+stay+on+the+beach%2C+thanks.
I’ll just stay on the beach, thanks.
Live+is+harder+in+New+Zealand
Live is harder in New Zealand
Get+woke.
Get woke.
Horses+need+hugs+too.
Horses need hugs too.