I am deaf.

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

this man is not okay

he can’t hear you!

dramatic reading by 5 year old

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

books are priceless treasures

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

did you know e.t. had a last name?

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

peekaboo for adults

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you