’cause I’m a crepe.

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

So long and thanks for all the oil…

OK but what about the gig workers?

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

Pandemics are for poetry.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

Electricity, a guide.

Dad jokes…

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

Look at it differently.