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Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman

Yoda the cat has 4 ears
Yoda the cat has 4 ears
You’re not wrong, Walter…
You’re not wrong, Walter…
But… my bootstraps…
But… my bootstraps…
Words.
Words.
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
This guy is on to something
This guy is on to something
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul
One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul
Faceswap’s for breakfast.
Faceswap’s for breakfast.
Never trust a chicken
Never trust a chicken
Eat Tostitos Constantly
Eat Tostitos Constantly
It puts the lotion on its felt…
It puts the lotion on its felt…
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
In an alternate universe…
In an alternate universe…
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Decisions, decisions…
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Well, that works…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
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Mhm…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
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Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Classy.
Classy.