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Every time I go to Costco…

Every time I go to Costco...
merry cringemas
merry cringemas
saving raving
saving raving
phonies
phonies
R.E.M.edy
R.E.M.edy
o-bot-uary
o-bot-uary
no ducks given
no ducks given
“oh”
“oh”
celestial beauty
celestial beauty
tasteful discussion
tasteful discussion
work demo(nstration)
work demo(nstration)
stomaching the truth
stomaching the truth
hands-on approach
hands-on approach
aggressive com(ap)pliance
aggressive com(ap)pliance
customer satisassction
customer satisassction
self gratification
self gratification
Come+again%3F
Come again?
Pharmacology+is+lit.
Pharmacology is lit.
Nature+vs+Neature
Nature vs Neature
I+would+watch+this+on+twitch.
I would watch this on twitch.
Join the conversation
Am+I+being+detained%3F
Am I being detained?
No+help%2C+only+throw%26%238230%3B
No help, only throw…
Eat+my+deductible%26%238230%3B
Eat my deductible…
Big+Mac%2C+Arizona.
Big Mac, Arizona.
The+prism%2C+the+witch%2C+and+the+audacity+of+this+birch.
The prism, the witch, and the audacity of this birch.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+McKnow+me.
You don’t McKnow me.
Do+not+displease+the+robuts.
Do not displease the robuts.
Kevin%2C+you+sweet+summer+child%26%238230%3B
Kevin, you sweet summer child…