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The art of flirtation

The art of flirtation
oddly uplifting
oddly uplifting
this was the last time he ever felt fear
this was the last time he ever felt fear
this a real update from the New york times
this a real update from the New york times
i’m a registered popeye’s voter
i’m a registered popeye’s voter
i eat hot dogs
i eat hot dogs
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
i’ll open it later
i’ll open it later
opportunity not missed
opportunity not missed
literally
literally
this person is a real boob
this person is a real boob
I wish they would!
I wish they would!
ill trade my soul to be able to pet him
ill trade my soul to be able to pet him
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
time for negotiating is over
time for negotiating is over
put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name
put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Classy.
Classy.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.