Michael Jackson and Snoopy, circa 1984

Removing roof snow has never been so satisfying.

This slave house is still standing on my family's farm in Tennessee. Not proud of it, but a part of history nonetheless. Before my family, the land belonged to the Cherokee. Not proud of that either.

Will Smith filming a scene.

I love you dandelion.

I'm outdoorsy...ish.

It's gonna be a no from me, dog.

When you're accepted into a pack of prairie unicorns.

He's not wrong.

Appalachian Snow Shark

Dolla dolla bills y'all.

The Mother of Derp

In-N-Out secret menu.

Fall photo shoot for puppers!

Whales are jerks.