Michael Jackson and Snoopy, circa 1984

the world is ready to see me at my worst

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

peekaboo for adults

books are priceless treasures

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

he can’t hear you!

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

dramatic reading by 5 year old

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april