Feeling Lucky?

Being from Texas I can confirm

Being from Texas I can confirm
My actual mantra.
My actual mantra.
Self-defense for women.
Self-defense for women.
In an alternate universe.
In an alternate universe.
16 students you met in college.
16 students you met in college.
Whales are jerks.
Whales are jerks.
I live a very social life…
I live a very social life…
Hats change everything.
Hats change everything.
Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.
Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.
OMG PATRICK!
OMG PATRICK!
Happy Easter.
Happy Easter.
The laziest gun in the world.
The laziest gun in the world.
I heard you liked optical illusions.
I heard you liked optical illusions.
Patio to pool in less than two minutes.
Patio to pool in less than two minutes.
How my friends look without glasses.
How my friends look without glasses.
When North Korea strikes.
When North Korea strikes.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Join the conversation
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.