Feeling Lucky?

I will never do drugs in my life.

I will never do drugs in my life.
It was a simpler time
It was a simpler time
Sushi is art.
Sushi is art.
Reelly?
Reelly?
Goddammit, Susan.
Goddammit, Susan.
Make them stop. #bandads
Make them stop. #bandads
*flop*
*flop*
Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.
Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.
I’m a fan of empirical evidence.
I’m a fan of empirical evidence.
I <3 Daylight
I <3 Daylight
Recently divorced.
Recently divorced.
Woody, you got the time?
Woody, you got the time?
We’re gonna what now?
We’re gonna what now?
Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.
Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.
Putting up with the void.
Putting up with the void.
Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old
Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old
you+could+sy+I+like+her+a+latte
you could sy I like her a latte
so+much+for+googling+the+answer%26%238230%3B
so much for googling the answer…
the+name+game
the name game
these+new+elmo+toys+have+interesting+marketing%26%238230%3B
these new elmo toys have interesting marketing…
Join the conversation
roundabout+bout
roundabout bout
the+sauce+boss
the sauce boss
you%26%238217%3Bre+welcome+for+this+little+google+hack
you’re welcome for this little google hack
christmas+treetment
christmas treetment
lowbrow+vow
lowbrow vow
pretty+good+similie+tbf
pretty good similie tbf
feeling+crabby
feeling crabby
why+not+just+help+make+it+better%3F
why not just help make it better?