Bender's advice to parents

Feeling pretty good about myself...

How to reverse engineer paper towels.

Remember to put the glass down.

Which came first?

Poor English Majors...

This person gets it.

Milkshake lake.

The best of friends.

Owl always love you.

Are you freaking kidding me?!?

Words.

Sigmund Freud rolled over in his mothers grave.

I'll just swim in the pool, thanks.

So lit you sp00k urself

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