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Don’t forget to season your meat this Happy Valentine’s!
Don’t forget to season your meat this Happy Valentine’s!
And that’s the thing about landlordes.
And that’s the thing about landlordes.
Consider changing your diet, bud.
Consider changing your diet, bud.
She’s really blind and loves the outdoors.
She’s really blind and loves the outdoors.
Tesla was an origin troll.
Tesla was an origin troll.
It’s quite simple, really.
It’s quite simple, really.
Get bent, Weinstein.
Get bent, Weinstein.
Hear me out… hearing is pretty dope.
Hear me out… hearing is pretty dope.
Shot of a lifetime.
Shot of a lifetime.
Solid props, brother.
Solid props, brother.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
Where can I get one of those yellow coats?
Where can I get one of those yellow coats?
I could use a spiritual adviser, honestly.
I could use a spiritual adviser, honestly.
Be smrt today.
Be smrt today.
Goop Skywalker takes care of his fans.
Goop Skywalker takes care of his fans.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
PSA+Please+protect+pupper+paws.
PSA Please protect pupper paws.
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Join the conversation
Happy+Little+Tardigrade%21
Happy Little Tardigrade!
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..