The Purple Glossy Starling

The Purple Glossy Starling

And the world rejoiced (generally)

And the world rejoiced (generally)

No amount of PPE could have save this cake…

No amount of PPE could have save this cake…

this is the position of love.

this is the position of love.

Burn the magician!

Burn the magician!

Consider the winner.

Consider the winner.

Apu is not interested in any your garbage.

Apu is not interested in any your garbage.

A care package the South Korean government sent to [some] quarantined citizens.

A care package the South Korean government sent to [some] quarantined citizens.

Among the Red Wood giants

Among the Red Wood giants

…and my axe?

*Looks directly into camera*

*Looks directly into camera*

Feed the squeakers.

Feed the squeakers.

Cat o’ nine [million] tounges.

Cat o’ nine [million] tounges.

*freely gives interviews*

*freely gives interviews*

incredible, edible, Saturn, cake

incredible, edible, Saturn, cake

Wall-E was ahead of it’s time.

Wall-E was ahead of it’s time.