How to catch a fish

How to catch a fish

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mine

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

this doesn’t feel very safe

this doesn’t feel very safe

the right for clouds to bare arms

the right for clouds to bare arms

someone check in on halloween

someone check in on halloween

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

the smoke monster always finds me

the smoke monster always finds me

we were trained to be complete wrecks

we were trained to be complete wrecks

i’d be speeding too

i’d be speeding too

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

no one knows what happened to it

no one knows what happened to it

heeded

giddy up!